I've been planning this idea for the past two years. So why isn't it up and running? In a nutshell, lack of start-up funds. What's required? We need two web sites, one to replace the rickety old Follies Bizarre site and one to calculate the commissions earned by subscribers.

So what's involved? I'm describing a network marketing plan. It differs widely from networking plans you may have heard of or even been involved in. Here there are no losers. Here the investment is very small. Here we're offering a product that is superior to comparable products on the market and we're offering it at a lower price. In other words, the exact opposite of what normally happens.

The way this plan is structured there are twenty positions to be held by 'seed investors'. Let me explain. At the apex is The Pussy Club. Beneath that are twenty vacant positions to be held by seed investors. Each position should earn the occupant a good return on his or her investment. For example, $12,000 per month. The 'seed investment' is $185. How does that compare to the $250,000 required to buy a small Dominos Pizza franchise?

This plan is honest, legal and transparent. By transparent I mean that every dollar will be accounted for. Details of the income and outgoings will be available for all investors to view. How much effort will be required to earn good money? Some. I would suggest a minimum of four hours a week. Let's see now, slightly less than running a Jim's landscaping business.

Preference will be given to applicants with some experience in network marketing, or running a business in general, and to people with computer skills. If you have none of those skills, not to worry, you're still welcome to join us but you will have to wait till we've set the whole thing up. Regardless of where you're placed in the matrix you will be financially rewarded according to the effort you put in, so don't think you're missing out, you're not.

On the level beneath you there will be a shift of emphasis. Rather than promote the financial rewards we will promote the product itself – the Follies Bizarre web site – which by then will be something to behold. Coupled with the The Pussy Club it'll be hard to beat.

The Pussy Club

This is the key to the success of this plan. I'll explain it when I meet you, but believe me, this is unique in the world of network marketing. Other such companies sell the dream of getting rich rather than the product itself, which is why they are borderline legal/illegal, and why so many people fail and give up within the first year.

Don't worry if you've never done any selling or if your people skills are rat-shit. The way this is structured everyone who works the plan will succeed. There is one massive drawback. It is the thing that will preclude most people from taking part. It's this: You must get off your arse one evening to attend a meeting at Parramatta. You can't win this by purchasing a ticket from your local newsagent. You don't need a passport or a visa, the Parramatta natives are quite friendly, civilised even. Tho' probably best to leave your daughters at home.

As a first step, join the Follies Bizarre Meetup Group. When you apply for membership there are five questions to answer, please answer them truthfully.

Ciao4now, Doug Kelly