It has come to our attention... blah blah blah, that some people living in this here fair city are worried about finding themselves in a sexual environment. They're reluctant to try something new and exciting in case their dick drops off, or maybe their tits. That's why we've launched The Tiki Club which is a social club where sex just happens to happen. In other words the emphasis is on socialising rather than instant sex.

There is no pressure on anyone to perform. Everyone goes at their own pace. It's THE place to be if you want to mix and mingle with other broadminded people. If you're an experienced kinkster, be subtle. Don't scare the newbies. You can be a pervert – lust after arseholes, pigs, camels, granny's knickers, chains, whips, gasmasks... whatever, but please be discreet.

The Tiki Club is situated at Kelly's Cottage in Telopea, between Parramatta and Carlingford. People seem to think it's miles away from everywhere but in fact it can be reached within half an hour from Chatswood, Penrith, Hurstville and Bondi (well, say 40 minutes from Bondi). According the the Sydney Morning Herald this spot is the population centre of Sydney.

There's plenty of safe parking, lockers for your clothes, air conditioning, showers, wall to wall mirrors, a big screen projector for porno movies and a huge outdoor barbecue area. The house itself is kept in semi darkness, candlelight only. Please don't take advantage of the subdued lighting, the grope room is for meditation purposes only... damn, no one takes any notice of me.

We meet the first Friday night of each month and EVERY Wednesday afternoon. Swingers are welcome, gang-bang sluts are welcome, trannies are welcome, bisexuals are welcome, perverts are welcome, in fact everyone's welcome so long as you are broadminded.

On a serious note, it is essential that everyone who attends The Tiki Club be tranny friendly and be comfortable around bisexual people. If you are in the least bit homophobic PLEASE stay away. Otherwise, hit the gold link for the address. Friday nights it's just $20 ($20 per couple) which includes supper and soft drinks and even champers or beer! Wicked Wednesday afternoons are just $10.

Ciao4now, Kelly