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The Joy of Global Warming!I am a fish, and I thank you for the lovely fresh water you are about to provide me with, courtesy the melting polar ice caps. For millions of years we've had to put up with human and animal sewage seeping into our environment, and the last two hudred years have been intolerable what with the addition of industrial waste. Salt water would have been preferable but we will adapt to the slightly less salty melted icebergs. Anything's better than excrement, lead, mercury etc. As for the human race, well, it will have to get used to a smaller land mass. Population control will be forced upon nations who previously bred like rabbits. The way you're going at the moment, if you don't blow yourselves up first, within 50 years there will be 10 billion people pissing and shitting into my home. Fortunately for you, the changes will occur over two or three generations, it won't be like one massive global tsunami. You'll have time to wake up to the problems you've caused and, like us, you will adapt to the changed conditions. Well, if you've got any sense you will. Have you got any sense? Signed, Mr and Mrs Fish and family. |