ABOUT ME

I am a mature-aged bisexual, heretical, skeptical, political, compassionate, gothic transvestite. My two favourite quotes are:

"The mind gives meaning to anything but the meaning it gives is meaningless."

J. Krishnamurti

"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man."

George Bernard Shaw

If you can grasp the import of those two quotes you are more than half way towards understanding what I and the 'Real Wild Church' are all about.

I love children, nature, animals, Rock 'n' Roll, outrageous humour, crossdressing and deviant sex. I have been attracted to the trappings of Satanism since my early teens but not to the real deal. I don't believe in gods – good or bad – but I'm attracted to the idea of "virgins" being gang-banged on altars draped in black satin.

THE PAST

In 1982 my business (adult publications) was closed down by influential members of the Catholic Church – godsucking ratbags. I decided to fight back by studying the bible and exposing it as a fraud. In 1983 I met Dr Madalyn Murray O'Hair (President of America Atheists) who convinced me that christian fundamentalists were deliberately trying to trigger a nuclear war to bring their stupid Jesus thing back to Earth.

"What we see demonstrated in the United States is a fundamentalist desire for an Armageddon, an egging on of President Reagan towards a nuclear holocaust. This will be a fullfilment of bible prophesy."

Madalyn Murray O'Hair

I spent the next twenty years trying to rally support for my survival initiative but got nowhere. People seemed obsessed with everything except survival. Total global nuclear war won't matter so long as the price of petrol doesn't rise too steeply.

THE PRESENT

I now realise that nothing I say or do will make a scrap of difference as far as nuclear annihilation is concerned. People are OK about it so long as interest rates remain stable. So I decided to abandon that side of my life. Twenty years is long enough to bang one's head against a brick wall.

Instead I decided to concentrate on the sexual aspect of the Real Wild Church. Previously I had tried to keep the two things separate. The RWC would handle the political side of things and the Luciferion Order would take care of the sexual side of things. But now it seems pointless keeping them separate seeing as there is only the one focus – sex.

THE DREAM

What I plan to do is build a social structure which serves as a 'church' for the millions of people who have abandoned traditional religion. The Real Wild Church is a church in the sense that it provides companionship, emotional support and FUN! Everyone's welcome, straight, bi, gay, transgender, singles, couples, teenagers, families. The only requirement is that you be able to think outside the sq... cross.

THE CHALLENGE

The challenge is finding a way to convey to people what it is I want to do. The only way I can think of is to form a small but dedicated group of people who are willing to tell few other people. It's called networking. If money was involved it would be called Multi Level Marketing.

LIGHTBULB!

Perhaps it should involve money! Understanding human nature as I do I'm aware that for any movement to catch fire there needs to be an element of emotion involved. Religions work because "god" loves you and if you believe all the right things you'll go to heaven. What else works? Rock concerts work. Music has always had the power to move and influence people.

And money works!

Years ago I attended an Amway festival of greed at the Sydney Convention Centre and I was struck by the similarity between it and a christian revivalist meeting. People were sobbing with joy when each successive "Double Diamond Executive" was introduced to the crowd.

So why don't we employ the same tactics? Join the 'Real Wild Church' and earn a great deal of money! OK, but how? We need a product to sell and it needs to be authentic or the Trade Practices people will close us down.

I have such a product, it's worth $30 a month of anyone's money.

THE PLAN

We start with a handful of people who meet once a month to discuss policy. We decide on a plan to encourage other people to join the group, who will in turn invite more people into the group, and so on...

We need to be clear about who it is we're trying to attract. Initially anyway we're looking for people who are sick to death of organised religion. They don't need to be atheists, just people who are disillusioned with holy bullshit and who would like to see something better established.

The Real Wild Church will offer people:

Friendship
Fun!
Emotional support
Social activities
A meaningful existence
Wealth
Sex!

THE FUTURE

Once we're established and we have several hundred supporters we will hold outdoor torchlight parades with music and dancing and anything we can think of to draw attention to ourselves and to the RWC. Imagine the Nazi rallies but marching for the good of mankind instead of its downfall. Yes I know it sounds fanciful but I wouldn't be doing this if I was incapable of projecting ahead and visualising the possibilities.

The difficult part will be setting the ball rolling. Once it's rolling there will be no stopping it and we will grow at an astonishing rate, even without trying.

Are you interested enough to give it a go? Real Wild Church