Good, I've got your attention.

For some years now I've been toying with the idea of launching a 'church' for SEX MANIACS. Everybody's welcome except for godists who take their religion seriously. Atheists, agnostics, skeptics and moderate godists are all welcome – (a moderate godist is someone who mangles the state deity into a convenient shape.)

Gays, lesbians, bisexuals, transgendered, swingers and PERVERTS of all persuasions are welcome. This church is for YOU! In fact the REAL WILD CHURCH is for ANYONE who longs for more sex, friends, excitement, fun, laughter, music, money and SEX! (Did I mention SEX?)

There are four aspects to the REAL WILD CHURCH:

A serious aspect
A sexual aspect
A social aspect
A financial aspect

SERIOUS
The world is headed for a nuclear catastrophe, probably within the next five to fifteen years. When 28,000 nuclear missiles explode, concern over interest rates and work choices will diminish while things like radiation and plague take precedence, but there may still be time to make a difference.

SEXUAL
It doesn't matter whether you care about serious issues or not, you don't have to become involved in that side of things. You're welcome to join and take part in the sexual diversity regardless of where you stand politically.

SOCIAL
Several times a month we meet for dinners out, barbecues, Sunday strolls and picnics as well as harbour cruises. It's a great opportunity to mix and mingle with other broadminded people and expand your social network.

FINANCIAL
Nothing runs on nothing and therefore we have to raise funds for the hire of halls and for promotion and stuff like that. Anyone who helps with the fund raising will be rewarded admirably but this isn't a necessary part of the deal. You are welcome to join the REAL WILD CHURCH and never contribute or raise one cent towards the running costs.

You might think I'm CRAZY to launch such a church but consider this – the Hillsong Centre started a few years ago with a dozen or so people who met in a garage. Now it boasts a membership of tens of thousands.

The REAL WILD CHURCH will cater for those people who are sick to death of religious bigotry and who have lost all respect for the established religions. Our appeal is to the mega-thousands of people throughout the world who find themselves out on a limb, churchless, godless, and yet wishing there was 'something' to fill the vacuum left by the vanquished hocus-pocus razzamatazz. The potential is MASSIVE!

You are invited to at least take a look:

SEXUAL
Real Wild Church SEX!

SERIOUS
Real Wild Church SERIOUS!

JOIN THE MEETUP GROUP
Real Wild Church JOIN!

Ciao4now, Kelly Wilde